02 July 2008

My Ass needs TWO chairs

The current media hype is about the state of the nations health. Many reports surface about how obese Australians are. Some reports may show that Australia has the world's most obese women (per capita).

Obesity may be more predominant in the lower socio-economic ranges of society. This could hold true for lack of education or for pure financial reasons, as 'junk' food is relatively cheap.

For whatever reasons, maybe shopping centres should supply "B Double" chairs or extra "WIDE LOAD" signs on the back, as an unsuspecting pedestrian could accidentally catch the side of that ass and fall over and cause a considerable amount of damage.


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