Alarm bells should have been ringing for the staff of Vince & Eddie's Italian restaurant when news broke that Lady Gaga had bought the place. After all, here is a woman who regularly flaunts OH&S requirements by: disdaining to wear pants; whose experience in food preparation is dressing herself in meat to go to award ceremonies - not choice cuts, either. But perhaps most tellingly, she is someone who thinks people will want to eat food called ''GaGa's Bad Beef Burgers'' - and pay for it. ''That got a few laughs but she was dead serious,'' a source told Famous. Which, to be fair, might not have been immediately apparent to those present at GaGa's first staff meeting: she had turned up with a lobster on her head, NW claimed.
After telling all that their uniforms were to get edgier (read: smaller and less comfortable) and free concert tickets for staff were off the table, she closed the meeting with a burp.
''She apologised, but it was still gross,'' a source said. Such are the unpleasant, surprises that await when someone famous for something decides they would be brilliant at something else, too.
Madonna is opening gyms, so you, too, can be like the woman with whom an encounter, as Guy Ritchie once put it, was like ''cuddling up to a piece of gristle'', reports Who.
And Lindsay Lohan thinks the best way to relaunch her career is to host her own talk show, especially since an Oprah-shaped void is just about to open up once the Australian tourist retires, NW says.
''She wants to start filming as soon as she's released from rehab in January,'' an iron-clad, unimpeachable but anonymous source told the mag.
But as Halle Berry well knows, you do not always get what you wish for. Famous reports the Oscar winner is unhappy her daughter, Nahla, is hanging around her ex's girlfriend Kim Kardashian, an entity usually described as a reality TV star, but apparently referred to (not inaccurately) by Berry as a ''party girl and publicity hound'' who is only famous because of a sex tape, but who now wants to try her hand at playing stepmum.
''Kim tells friends she's found her baby daddy,'' reports NW of the relationship with Gabriel Aubry.
As in setting up restaurants and relationships, so with all in life. It pays to know your limitations. Which is why Katy Perry does not wear one of her many on-stage lycra outfits to Starbucks. ''They have an expiration date and that's why I'm wearing them now, at 25,'' Who quoted her as saying.
smh.com.au 7 Dec 2010
Another Trailer Park Trash Entertainer, that has to 'shock' to entertain rather than on the merits of her voice / piano skills.
The politics is simple in that the mass media put this 'entertainer' on a pedestal, giving the air time she does NOT deserve.
Behaviour like this only degrades the minds of the impressionable youth of the canon fodder (goyim).
Showing your genitals is REAL talent.
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