29 May 2008

Newsflash :- Fat Asses Use more Fuel

In the current economic climate, the catch words for now are : High Fuel Costs, Energy Savings, Greenhouse Gases, etc.

In a study which has not yet been performed by any University or government department, it is almost certain that Big Fat Asses need more Petrol.

A big ass needs a bigger vehicle to haul it around in. 'Ass' you can see by this illustration, no Toyota Corolla will be up to the task. This ass needs some serious machinery to move it around in, and it is heading in the vicinity of the 4WD to park itself into.

It is not only a health hazard to the owner, but in general no good to the environment, in more ways than one. For one, it needs more energy to sustain it in terms of food, secondly, it could emit more greenhouse gases 'literally' than a smaller sized ass.


A good excuse as any to Reduce Your Ass, before it's too late.

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