27 April 2020

EXTREMELY courteous officer offers to escort consumer safely to the shops


In these ‘unprecedented times’ (another government lie), in an unparalleled act of kindness, going against everything the colony’s (yes, they’re a colony too) police forces have been teaching, a brave police officer has offered to ‘preserve the peace, protect life and property, prevent offences’ by offering a personal escort for the 'consumer' to conduct an action in business/trade/commerce at the local retail store.

He was so passionate about ‘just doing his job’ that he expressed his enthusiasm very very loudly to the bewildered consumer.

By now you should realise that the above is purely a fictional scenario that did not and will not occur in the colonies of the British empire, as this is not the policy of the ‘authorities’.

You WILL be threatened, beaten, forced and/or extorted into submission.

The reality of the situation is that the victim of the police should sue the living daylights out of them.

Penal Colony Policies are here to stay.

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