27 January 2020

How many 'genders' are there according to the law?

In this apparently gender fluid world we live in today,
many people have lost their way.

Some get married to a train,
while others to themselves they inflict pain.

They make an alphabet soup of their sex,
where in reality they should just take a Bex.


It doesn't matter if you're a whore,
According to [Victorian] law,

You're either a female or a male,
So shut up, sit down and drink another ale.