06 April 2013

Is this rich kid the biggest douchebag on Instagram?

IS this kid the biggest douchebag on Instagram?
My sources - the global internet community - say yes.
 
Little personal details are known about @itslavishbitch or 17-year-old Param, but if appearances are to be believed, he’s rolling in it. 
 
And he’s not afraid to show it.
 
itslavishbitch
"For the broke n****s".
itslavishbitch
"For the peasants".
itslavishbitch
"Black & Gold credit cards. I'm the 1% B*tch".
itslavishbitch
"It's Lavish B*tch".
 
 
Param popped up online in January this year, purporting all types of rudeness and crudeness. Like this:
 
"Calling myself poor is just an insult to you. – B*tch I’m rich, rude, cocky and arrogant. – 17yrs. San Francisco Livin Hoe."
 
And this:
 
"My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. You made your bed so sleep in it peasants."
 
If his riches – or that of his parents – are to be believed, we know a few things.
 
He lives in one huge mother of a crib.
 
itslavishbitch
"My mansion is better than yours hoe".
 
He confuses money for smartphones.
 
itslavishbitch
"I use my iPhones as playing cards, watcha use?"
 
'Cause, you know, it’s not like he doesn’t have enough to go around.
 
He "pisses BVLGARI" and only shi*s in sparkling water. Classy.
 
itslavishbitch
"Only take sh*ts in sparkling water hoe".
 
He likes to play gangsta style. Swagger.
 
itslavishbitch
"Soon truu to my religion hoe disrespect that then imma make this b*tch clap #semcity" What?
 
He takes the term "double denim" a little too literally.
 
itslavishbitch
"Broke n***a wear one pair a trues. N***a I wear two."
 
And on the odd occasion, he'll even it give it away.
 
itslavishbitch
"Flying away bandz," Param ties $4,000 to a bunch of balloons and lets it fly away.
itslavishbitch
"Lavish is giving away 60K all in cash. That's more than yo life's earnings. So begin begging peasants."
 
Can't help but wonder if he's over-compensating for something?
 
Param's Instagram account @itslavishbitch had more than 95,000 followers at the time of publication.
 
News.com.au contacted Param for an interview and at the time of publishing, received no response.

news.com.au 5 Apr 2013

This is seriously called news ? Seriously ? Obviously not !

Straight from the Who Gives a File...

But still a news service cannot do a disservice to the uneducated bogan population of the community.

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