20 May 2008

Why is my ass so big ???

Well, if you didn't line up at the fast food place, your ass just might have a chance!!

Australia's asses are getting bigger and bigger. There are many factors that contribute to this, amongst some being; poor choices people make, and the sheer cheapness of junk food from the global franchises, which are being pushed to the unsuspecting consumer at an alarming rate.

At the current rate that asses are expanding, the risk of Global Warming will rise exponentially due to the flatulence emitted. To the benefit of all creatures great and small, DOWNSIZE YOUR ASS !~!

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