Made up 'officers' to punish the unruly serfs in the colony Australia

The (penal) colony government has run out of ways to punish their slave population, so now the 'authorities' are resulting to made up crimes so people can now have (magical) powers to enforce this criminal activity ... on the football field.

'straya the lucky country, 'cause it sure is not a cleaver one.

The policies just keep getting better and better.